Corrupt a Wish

Granted... we do

I wish you'd learn something about life in three seconds [Not an insult]

Granted, but I forgot what I learned

I wish we could hold a ceremony for Michel Jackson

Granted, but he instead returns to life and does Thriller. I'm sorry if I offended anybody, ... but that'd be amazing.

I wish he didn't die for another ten or twenty years.

(That would be awesome)

Granted but then his face becomes barely recognizable

I Wish that we could play thriller right now

Granted, it becomes the best version ever and its all you hear for the rest of your life. Its also all you see.

I wish I was a zombie.

Granted, You got shot by the local police

I wish i didn't have to leave

Granted, you geyt turned into a Zombie

I wish you knew Zombies don't die from bullets

Granted, I meant to add in the head

I wish there was a way to fix that

Granted. You must kill yourself to save everybody else from the Zombies.

I wish that I remembered what movie I wanted to see. It was abuo this guy that turned out to be like the brother of the devil, and he had to stop him from killing this other guy who just happened to be the reincarnation of God in human form. >> Very interesting movie, although its dumb as &^%$

Granted, but now you can't find a copy anywhere.

I wish my bank would stop stealing money I don't have. They charge me $35 for NOT HAVING ANY MONEY! They also charge like, $10 to move money from my savings to my checking account, even when they only moved like, $0.75

Granted. You eventually raise enough money to shove it in their faces and buy the bank, even though you don't. But then, the FBI come on your case and ask you questions as to where you acquired this money and how you will use it and etc; and you are sentenced to twenty years in prison for drug trafficking and etc;

I wish that they made a new kind of cereal that tastest like Fruity Pebbles and Captain Crunch Berries together.

Granted but combining those two cereal mixtures make it taste horrible

I wish I had the ability to read 400 in one hour

Granted. Since I think you mean words, you isntead read the worst book ever, titled 400. It was intended to be a parody of 300 but it wasn't a hit success. You read the book one hou every fday for the rest of your life, despite how horrible it is.

I wish I had an afro that ruled the world

Granted, the afro gets into your mind and then controls you along with the world

I wish I would stop leaving out words in my sentences

Granted. Somebody isntead finishes all of your sentences.

I wish I had an evil twin brother that I could frame whenever I did something...

Granted, But he got his turn after everyone found out that he didn't do anything, Now he is able to destroy the world and he frames you, and it works

If I had just one last wish I would want a tasty fish

Granted. The fish is alive. c:

I wish that I owned City of Glass in paperback by Cassandra Clare.

Granted. Open the book and you'll find a glass city

I wish for a fire in California.

Granted. Every single soundtrack with the song "Dani California" is accidently burned in a freak accident.

I wish there were more literary agents in the adventure genre.

Granted, they are called the LIA (Literary Investigation Agency)

I wish that I didn't have to do finals this week, or next week

Granted, you were suddenly supposed to take them last week.

I wish my laptop would return from Chicago. |:<

Granted, the address got mixed up though and it went to Bejing

I wish I had something to do on my free time

Granted, you're being chased by a mass murderer.

I wish I had more motivation for writing.

Granted, The Dreamworks writers are holding you at gunpoint until you make a Shreik 5 Script

I wish Dreamworks would stop sucking so badly

Granted, now they suck so much that they're considered amazing.

I wish my cat would stop eating our plants.