Corrupt a Wish

Somebody make a wish. Then the next persons like a biznitch makes it bad and corrupts it.

Here's an example from the CL Forums.

JeanieMermaid: I wish I remembered what number of caw games this is.

Master Chief: You get sued for not making a wish more meaningful and saving peoples lives.

Understand?


I wish for a kitty, like Ratri.

Granted, Except he is Ratri and he eats your face

I wish for something to do

You end up being turned into a Transformer and Unicron eats you.

I wish that my wish wouldnt' be corrupted.

Not granted

Try again

I wish that the X-Men would come on the TV

Granted, But its a crappy remake that has no plot what so ever

I wish the 90's shows were back

Whenever it comes on, your power cuts out for thirty minutes exactly.

I wish that people didn't look through my trash.

Granted, Now every animal does

I wish for bending powers

Your powers become too much after a while, and you enter an Avatar-like state where you demolish and destroy everybody you love.

I wish I could control time

Granted, Your able to move every watch added one minute every hour

I wish for someone to text

Granted. Everyone will text you and overwhelm your phone which will explode.

I wish that Haseo didn't die.

Granted. The guy next to him does

I wish I knew who he was

Granted. You learn Haseo is a bear and you try to steal his honey. He ends up biting your arm off for you insolence.

I wish I had four quarters.

Granted, now you have a whole pie

I wish I didn't have morning math

You get a horrible teacher that eats your homework

I wish Nara would make more sense.

Granted, But you cannot reason so you cant understand what he says

I wish that We didn't have to corrupt wishes (Its hard work)

I ban you for being a girl about it. (just kidding)

I can't corrupt that

LOL. My fault.

I wish that you never saw that.

Granted, youll mess up again and I will see that

I wish that I wanst a procrastinator

Not granted. Instead, you procrastinate on saving your game and you lose everything as the power turns off when you see your 90's cartoons.

I wish I saw a wolf that didn't eat meat.

Granted, He eats bones, and your full of them

I wish the ban game had more people in it

Granted. There are so many people, the server gets fried.

I wish I saw True Blood.

Granted, you bleed to death (I don't know what that is)

I wish I had a puppy

Granted. Your puppy begins feeding on raw emat, and then you find out its a werewolf and not a puppy. It begins feeding on random people in your town it comes across, and then it ends up feeding on your loved ones leaving you so you can see the pain of your family being slaughtered and you having nothing to stop the murderer.

I wish I wasn't so cynical.