Corrupt a Wish

Granted, now your just devious

I wish I didn't have to take tests for this week

Granted. ... Just granted.

I wish I had the sixth book to my series.

Granted but its the crappiest book you've read, EVER

I wish i could get into book series

Granted. Its the greatest book ever and you finish it in one day. After you read it though, anything else but that book you read, you see the words of that book in what you're reading.

I wish that you liked chocolate.

Well technically I do so you granted an unheathly obsession with chocolate, with that I had mistaken a piece of chocolate with dog steak sauce (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy joke) and from that point on I had refused to eat chocolate ever again

I wish I could beat a video game in one hour

Granted, now you buy ever single game and you waste your money on about 3/4 of them.

I wish I had millions.

Granted, you have millions of molecules in your body than the standard trillion, so you die

I wish I had a Gennie

I can't grant that...

I wish you spelled Genie right...

Granted But I wish it was free

I wish this was the ban game

This becomes the ban game, and there is no corrupt a wish game

I wish... I was Super Dre

Granted, You weakness is a lack of common sense out of anyone (Which is everywhere) So you die

I wish common sense was in everyone

Granted. Everybody becomes super smart and nobody dies. This in effect, causes the world to over populate and people begin warring not only to lessen the overpopulation but for land and food. The world begins to act like the dark ages.

I wish robots came down to the Earth and took hostage everybody.

Granted but then a super secret alien force called the SSAF come in and rescue us. Now the Earth is off limits to any alien, robotic, or anything non-earthly

I wish there was something I could wish for

Granted. You wish for the annihilation of Earth, and the other planets in our Solar System.

I wish I had a robotic keyboard.

Granted, sadly it was given artificial intelligence and, well the robot became self aware and then it just becomes an annoying robot slasher.

I wish more people were online the same time I was

Again, the server overloads and Retaliation becomes no more

I wish I had a son then a daughter

Granted...I don't need to corrupt that wish, it will corrupt itself

I wish I had something fun to do for summer

Granted. You have so much fun, you never go back to school and you die a bum.

I wish that I was a weapon maker in real life.

Granted, one day your testing a gun and it blows up in your face, you dont die but its not a pretty sight

I wish that there was a way to be in video games (Kiddish but its what I was thinking at the time)

Granted. Its just an awesome wish.

I wish that I had fairy godparents.

Granted but you lose them because you told me about them

I wish I didn't get in a car accident yesterday

Granted, instead you get hit by a plane crash. Its not a car accident.

I wish I knew how to swim and sharks ate me. TRY AND CORRUPT THAT.

Granted but the sharks spit you out for some miraculous reason

I wish my neck didn't hurt like a....mean lady

Granted, instead it hurts like a b[expletive]tch XD

I wish I didn't have such a sense of humor

Granted but people shun you for your lack of fun and boring attitude

I wish we could post on the retaliation RP