The Ban Game VERSION ONEEEEEEEEEEE

I ban you because its simple. If you're getting your ass beat, you should know how.

I ban you because I said that would probably happen. I wouldn't know the future

I ban you for not telling the future like a good oracle.

I ban you because Im not an oracle

I ban you for doubting your prowess.

I ban you because its true

I ban you because I am quarantined from school for a week.

I ban you because being the nosy person I must ask, why is that

I ban you because my school has 35 confirmed cases of A-H1N1 infection and most of them are from the year ones, which is my level.

I ban you because that is no good

I ban you for getting closer to beating my post number

I ban you because Its close but not quite there

I ban you for having more points or whatever than me. Even though its only by five.

I ban you because I don't know how that happened

I ban you for not knowing. I asked Skitz and he told me that it was about posting and starting new topics and etc; which you did more than me.

I ban you because they all failed

I ban you for giving up hope.

I ban you because I haven't yet...Its just that they are getting no responses

I ban you because I remember the REAL first version on CL. Great times maaan.

I ban you for reviving this game. You Necromancer

Well, what else am I going to post in. I ban you for calling me names.

I ban you because I am now playing MTG with KT

I ban you because I am jealous!

I Ban you because I am attending a Nerf War tonight

I ban you because I'm going to Vegas tomorrowwwww.